I’m a lousy bird watcher. In fact, I’m not
legally a bird watcher. According to the federally recognized definition, a bird
watcher is someone who travels at least a mile for the express purpose of
looking at birds. As it so happens, there’s a bird sanctuary about that far
away from my home, but I normally just go there for a good walk.
Still, whenever a bird flies by, I’d like to say something
more profound than "Hey, nice bird."
So I buy books. From earlier trips to the nature section, I
know that I should get books with good photography, because that will show
details that you don’t see in drawings. I should also buy books with good
artwork, because that will show details that photography doesn’t pick up.
Either I’m missing something, or the people who illustrate
these things are missing something. I’m thinking the latter. Whether they use
photos or artwork, most bird books depict the red-winged blackbird as an elegant
bird, ready for a night at the opera. In reality, the redwing is a snarky,
scolding, hunch-shouldered critter, the avian equivalent of an old man yelling
at kids for running across his lawn. To make matters worse, many books show only
the male form. The female redwing doesn’t even have a red wing. It’s a
generic brown and gray bird that’s easily overlooked or misidentified, if you
don’t know what to look for.
Since you often hear a bird before you see it, bird watching
is often bird listening. You can forget about learning birdsongs from books,
although there have been lots of attempts. One of the most famous examples is
the black-capped chickadee, so-called because it supposedly says "chick-a-dee."
I knew what a chickadee looked like, but I could never find a bird that said
that. Eventually someone told me that it actually says "chick-a-dee-dee-dee."
Fine, except that any birdsong with four, five, or six syllables sounds like
that to me, and that includes a lot of sounds made by turkeys.
Finally, a chickadee accommodated me by landing on a bush at
eye level and screaming in my face. Funny. I imagined something an octave or two
higher.
The bird sanctuary that I mentioned earlier is the Roberts
Bird Sanctuary, hard by Lake Harriet, between the bandshell and the rose garden.
The place is dominated by a swamp. But it’s a nice swamp. You’d like it.
Some of the trails are made from floating sections so you can enjoy the swamp
without getting your feet wet, unless you weigh more than 250 pounds, which, by
the way, I do.
Roberts Bird Sanctuary is a known hangout for redwings,
chickadees, a variety of waterfowl, some wading birds, raccoons, mink,
squirrels, cottonwoods, box elders, and five different species of violets. It’s
easy for me to feel at home, except when the mosquitoes are out.
So it’s one eye looking up for birds, another eye looking
down for violets, and the other eye out for wet spots on the trail. So this is
more nature walk than birding expedition.
I take this same walk in the winter. There are still a few
chickadees around (probably trying to figure out what happened to all the
green), but I’m usually trying to identify trees by their bark. I suppose by
then I’ll be buying bark books.
Yes, there are such things as bark books.